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David Diamante is an American ring announcer. A popular ring announcer with DAZN, Diamante has been coined \"The Voice of Boxing\" by BBC Sport. He is widely known for his trademarked catchphrase \"The fight starts now!\", his long locks, and his distinctive announcing style in which he repeats each fighter's last name.
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