{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do locomotives know where they're going?","punchline":"Lots of training","id":119}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do birds fly south for the winter?","punchline":"Because it's too far to walk.","id":344}
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Mississauga First Nation, also spelt Mississaugi, is one of the six First Nations that make up the Mississauga Nations. It is located directly west of Blind River, Ontario, Canada, on the Mississagi River 8 Reserve.
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