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{"type":"standard","title":"Flinders Lofty Block","displaytitle":"Flinders Lofty Block","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q111826618","titles":{"canonical":"Flinders_Lofty_Block","normalized":"Flinders Lofty Block","display":"Flinders Lofty Block"},"pageid":70698842,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/IBRA_6.1_Flinders_Lofty_Block.png/320px-IBRA_6.1_Flinders_Lofty_Block.png","width":320,"height":251},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/IBRA_6.1_Flinders_Lofty_Block.png","width":1257,"height":986},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1090264735","tid":"e080d5e5-de8b-11ec-8419-9b2675d57ba8","timestamp":"2022-05-28T13:41:29Z","description":"Bioegion in South Australia","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flinders_Lofty_Block","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flinders_Lofty_Block?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flinders_Lofty_Block?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Flinders_Lofty_Block"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flinders_Lofty_Block","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Flinders_Lofty_Block","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flinders_Lofty_Block?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Flinders_Lofty_Block"}},"extract":"Flinders Lofty Block is an interim Australian bioregion located in South Australia. It has an area of 6,615,765 hectares, which includes the Mount Lofty Ranges and Flinders Ranges.","extract_html":"
Flinders Lofty Block is an interim Australian bioregion located in South Australia. It has an area of 6,615,765 hectares, which includes the Mount Lofty Ranges and Flinders Ranges.
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HMS Hyacinth was an 8-gun Satellite-class composite sloop built for the Royal Navy, launched in 1881 and sold in 1902. She and the rest of her class were re-classified as corvettes in 1884.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Carl Tham","displaytitle":"Carl Tham","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6206776","titles":{"canonical":"Carl_Tham","normalized":"Carl Tham","display":"Carl Tham"},"pageid":47929120,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Carl_Tham%2C_September_2011.jpg/320px-Carl_Tham%2C_September_2011.jpg","width":320,"height":448},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Carl_Tham%2C_September_2011.jpg","width":708,"height":992},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278353450","tid":"896f663e-f6f4-11ef-badc-a6287670a717","timestamp":"2025-03-01T23:26:01Z","description":"Swedish politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tham","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tham?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tham?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carl_Tham"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tham","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Carl_Tham","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tham?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carl_Tham"}},"extract":"Carl Gustav Wilhelm Tham is a Swedish politician. Until 1984, he was a member of Liberal People's Party, and since 1986, he is a Social Democrat.","extract_html":"
Carl Gustav Wilhelm Tham is a Swedish politician. Until 1984, he was a member of Liberal People's Party, and since 1986, he is a Social Democrat.
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