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Bianca Cogel-Dittrich is a retired German rhythmic gymnast who represented East Germany. She's a World Championships bronze medalist and won gold at the Goodwill Games.
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Pliocrocuta is an extinct genus of hyena. It contains the species Pliocrocuta perrieri, known from the Pliocene to Early Pleistocene of Eurasia and possibly Africa. It is possibly ancestral to Pachycrocuta, with some authors including P. perrieri within Pachycrocuta. It is largely known from cranial remains. The species is estimated to have weighed around 56 kilograms (123 lb) on average, with its skull showing evidence for adaptation to bone cracking.
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