Glen R. Grell is a former Republican member of the Pennsylvania House of Representatives for the 87th District who was elected in 2004 and served until his resignation on April 30, 2015.
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The Rt Rev Thomas Dealtry (1795–1861) was an Anglican bishop in the 19th century.
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