{"type":"standard","title":"History of Cheshire","displaytitle":"History of Cheshire","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5775610","titles":{"canonical":"History_of_Cheshire","normalized":"History of Cheshire","display":"History of Cheshire"},"pageid":1139359,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Badge_of_Cheshire.svg/320px-Badge_of_Cheshire.svg.png","width":320,"height":369},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Badge_of_Cheshire.svg/260px-Badge_of_Cheshire.svg.png","width":260,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1246275178","tid":"fb406bd9-754d-11ef-b702-987ce8c1e813","timestamp":"2024-09-17T23:38:46Z","description":"Overview of history of Cheshire","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Cheshire","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Cheshire?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Cheshire?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:History_of_Cheshire"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Cheshire","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/History_of_Cheshire","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Cheshire?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:History_of_Cheshire"}},"extract":"The history of Cheshire can be traced back to the Hoxnian Interglacial, between 400,000 and 380,000 years BP. Primitive tools that date to that period have been found. Stone Age remains have been found showing more permanent habitation during the Neolithic period, and by the Iron Age the area is known to have been occupied by the Celtic Cornovii tribe and possibly the Deceangli.","extract_html":"
The history of Cheshire can be traced back to the Hoxnian Interglacial, between 400,000 and 380,000 years BP. Primitive tools that date to that period have been found. Stone Age remains have been found showing more permanent habitation during the Neolithic period, and by the Iron Age the area is known to have been occupied by the Celtic Cornovii tribe and possibly the Deceangli.
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