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Route 167 is a short, 0.77-mile-long (1.24 km) state highway in Atlantic and Burlington counties in New Jersey. The route is one of the few discontinuous state highways in New Jersey, split by wetlands, the Garden State Parkway and the Mullica River. Although the alignment is registered by the New Jersey Department of Transportation as 2.76 miles (4.44 km) highway, the amount of roadway is considerably shorter. The route begins at an intersection with U.S. Route 9 (US 9) in Port Republic, where it continues along Old New York Road to an end of roadway at the Parkway embankment. Across the Mullica River, Route 167 continues at a gate for wetlands, heading northward to an intersection with US 9 in Bass River Township.
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{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
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