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Charles Joseph Stewart was a film and television actor actor. He has appeared in the television series such as Star Trek: The Original Series, Batman, Bewitched, The F.B.I., and The Brady Bunch, as well as films such as The War of the Worlds (1953), The Lineup (1958), The Hollywood Knights (1980) and Armageddon (1998).
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