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Gaddam Sammaiah is an Chindu Yakshaganam theatre artist from Jangaon in Telangana, India. He has been performing this art form for over five decades, with more than 19,000 shows addressing social issues such as total literacy and environmental protection through his art. Sammaiah founded Chindu Yaksha Kalakarula Sangham and Gaddam Sammaiah Yuva Kala Kshetram to promote this art.

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