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{"type":"general","setup":"How do hens stay fit?","punchline":"They always egg-cercise!","id":118}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees have sticky hair?","punchline":"Because they use honey combs!","id":342}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?","punchline":"It's ok, he woke up.","id":90}
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{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?","punchline":"Aye Matey!","id":181}
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