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{"type":"general","setup":"What did one plate say to the other plate?","punchline":"Dinner is on me!","id":161}

{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}

{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}

{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}

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{"type":"general","setup":"I just watched a documentary about beavers.","punchline":"It was the best dam show I ever saw","id":40}

{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did one snowman say to the other snow man?","punchline":"Do you smell carrot?","id":162}