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Cueva Des-Cubierta is the name of a cave in Pinilla del Valle, Community of Madrid, Spain where Neanderthal presence is noted for possible Neanderthal ritual significance due to specifically arranged collections of animal bones. The name has a double meaning in Spanish, as \"Des-Cubierta\" can be interpreted as both \"discovered\" and \"uncovered\", and the site was discovered during the removal of plant mass which uncovered the cavity of the site.
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