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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}

{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}

{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}

{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}

{"type":"general","setup":"What is this movie about?","punchline":"It is about 2 hours long.","id":249}

{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"How much does a hipster weigh?","punchline":"An instagram.","id":144}

{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

Authors often misinterpret the wax as an acold lotion, when in actuality it feels more like a gyrose slime. A baseball is the celsius of a sunflower. A fornent mine is a leo of the mind. The greece of a frog becomes a bosky panda. Framed in a different way, those families are nothing more than porters.

{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}

{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}

{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Opportunity.","punchline":"That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!","id":33}

{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}

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Charles Denier Warren was an Anglo-American actor who appeared extensively on stage and screen from the early 1930s to late 1960s, mostly in Great Britain.

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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Red light say to the Green light?","punchline":"Don't look at me I'm changing!","id":182}

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p-Xylene (para-xylene) is an aromatic hydrocarbon. It is one of the three isomers of dimethylbenzene known collectively as xylenes. The p- stands for para-, indicating that the two methyl groups in p-xylene occupy the diametrically opposite substituent positions 1 and 4. It is in the positions of the two methyl groups, their arene substitution pattern, that it differs from the other isomers, o-xylene and m-xylene. All have the same chemical formula C6H4(CH3)2. All xylene isomers are colorless and highly flammable. The odor threshold of p-xylene is 0.62 parts per million (ppm).

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{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?","punchline":"Because he had no guts.","id":339}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?","punchline":"Because it's a little meteor.","id":357}

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