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Los Bitchos is a pan-continental band based in London, England. The band consists of Western Australian-born Serra Petale (guitar), Uruguayan Agustina Ruiz, Swede Josefine Jonsson, and South London-born Nic Crawshaw. They predominantly play instrumental music in the style of cumbia from the 1970s and 1980s.
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